Oh Miley, Miley, Miley,
she came into our lives as sweet little Hannah Montana in her staring roll on
the Disney channel, singing her little country heart out.
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| Ah the days before the foam finger |
Well it’s safe to say
at last week’s VMA’s Miley killed her old Hannah Montana image, in fact I’m
pretty sure she rammed it down with a Hummer and backed over it a couple of times
for good measure, I mean her name sake Miley Byrne would have definitely been
bringing out the old catchphrase, "Holy god"!!!
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| Miley Byrne does not approve |
Hannah Montana is dead
y’all and Twerk Cyrus has been born. Miley is now a 20 year old woman and boy
is she embracing woman hood. It began slowly a few tattoo's, a serious boyfriend (oh Liam,
where art thou in Miley’s time of need) and a racy bird related video,
because you know birds
are the signal of a burgeoning sexuality or something!!!
Fast-forward to now and the sex-olution has gone
full throttle, a few years ago she caused a stir for dancing against a pole at
the VMA’s, well she’s gone from grinding poles, to well grinding poles of whole
other sort really.
After Sunday will we
ever be able to say her name again without the image of her ass pressed against
Robin Thicke’s stripy crotch ever leaving our minds?
Will I ever be able to
look at a foam finger without wondering where it has been?
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| This actually happened |
This new Miley is full
on explicit content, her love of twerking (learn more about it here if you dare
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twerk)
becoming tumblr renowned. Is this evolution
complete, where is she going to go, how much further can her tongue extend? I’m
no prude and I’m pretty sure the first rule of feminism it that, women bashing
is kind of a no-no (us sisters got to stick together) but I can’t help it, this
sure did leave me feeling more than a smidgen uncomfortable and I wasn't the
only one, on any of the social media sites the next day the jokes and
commentaries were already coming thick and fast.
I can understand there
being an all new sexy Miley, the hair, the clothes, the attitude; she’s
screaming I’m so grown up with a vagina and everything!!
She’s trying to push boundaries and all, but
to me it’s all a bit squirm worthy (and I don't mean the good kind). When your twerking is getting more publicity
than your song, as a singer, can you really be that proud? She may claim she is
being an empowered female by having a ‘fuck you’ attitude and waving a foam
finger in her crotch but it’s all a little try hard; O.K, Miley you’re not a
kid anymore, you have sex, we get it now stop thrusting your crotch in my face and lets get back to the music, (I mean Party in the USA was my jam Summer ’09).
Miley is sexual
active, world and based on this performance I think we should all run for cover,
before Cyrus’ twerks us into oblivion, did the Mayans even see that one coming?
P.S Robin Thicke
please always stay at least 20 feet away from all women at all times please, is
this man giving anyone else the creeps?!? #shudder
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